I didn’t mean to imply cancer of the cell phone. My bad. According to NBC News, the US government’s National Toxicology Program released its report on the effects of cell phone-like radiation on tumor development. According to one rat participant “it’s not a tumor” (but really it was). Exposure to radiation of the types from 2G and 3G phones led to “cancerous heart tumors” in male mice. “…the totality of the available scientific evidence continues to not support adverse health effects in humans caused by exposures at or under the current radiofrequency energy exposure limits,” said a very dull-sounding Dr. Jeffrey Shuren from the FDA. Ok, but what about that heart tumor thingy? If that’s not confusing enough, the irradiated male rats also lived longer than the non-radiated rats. Must be a Spider Man thing. These results were about as clear as the reception from Straight Talk mobile service. Here’s a list of the best and worst mobile carriers in the US. Spoiler…Straight Talk suuuuuuuuks.