5. BOOM (and a bust)

The Justice Department announced Wednesday that about 300 people have been charged with $900 million in false billing — a new record for the Medicare Fraud Strike Force. The arrested include 60 licensed medical professionals, including approximately 30 doctors. In one case, five people were arrested in Brooklyn for running an $86 million scam, in which they paid patients to receive unnecessary physical and occupational therapy, then billed Medicare and Medicaid for the treatment. We wish someone would pay us to go to the doctor.