Tide Pods v2.0—less delicious looking

Apologies if this reads more like an editorial, but really? Two lawmakers in New York have proposed legislation that stipulates laundry detergent manufacturers must manufacture their products with uniform, dull colors in order to not encourage consumption by people. Of course, teenagers consuming laundry detergent is awful but anyone hypothesizing that they’re doing it because the pods look tasty has never met a teenager. I guess law makers gonna try to make laws. According to this article, there’s hope because similar efforts have failed in the past. Also, here’s a list of ridiculous warning labels. Because why not?