CVS Health is going to need a few more dimes than the guys in Blazing Saddles. Why? Because CVS agreed to buy Aetna insurance for $77B. Apparently CVS wants to win the contest for the longest press release title ever: “CVS Health to Acquire Aetna; Combination to Provide Consumers with a Better Experience, Reduced Costs and Improved Access to Health Care Experts in Homes and Communities Across the Country.” Why the merger? According to a Reuters article, “Expanding the (CVS) clinics could eventually save the combined company more than $1B annually by substituting low-cost treatments in CVS stores for more expensive hospital visits.” While the impact on patients is unknown, remember CVS stopped selling tobacco products in 2014, so we’re saying there’s a chance this is a good thing.