A Reuters special report released last week looks at the business of post-mortem body donation. You know how organ donation has a bunch of regulations surrounding it so that shady practices like organ harvesting before death (warning: graphic but fake) don’t occur? Well Americans may be surprised to know there’s little regulation protecting your body after you’re gone. While the UK has bodies (ha) like the Human Tissue Authority, in the US your torso could end up being defrosted by an unemployed guy using a hose… and he wouldn’t even be breaking any major laws. Don’t get us wrong, body donation is a very important aspect of scientific research and should continue—which is exactly why we should get serious about regulating it. Happy Halloween!