A HealthyDose™ of Oncology Trials

Did you know the US cancer survival rate has increased by 20 percentage points in the past 40 years? No?

Maybe you should talk to your doctor to see if a HealthyDose™ of oncology trials is right for you. Side effects include: euphoria caused by an acute awareness of feeling yourself getting smarter, accusations of being a know-it-all by your colleagues, and more euphoria due to objectively knowing you are in fact smarter than your colleagues.

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